Stupor Bowl

I, as did 114 million other viewers, watched the Super Bowl the other night.


I, as did 114 million other viewers, watched the commercials in rapt attention. In fact, I was loathe to go to either the kitchen or the loo, not for fear of missing the actions of Eli Manning and Tom Brady but the actions of Jerry Seinfeld and Matthew Broderick. Et al.

When I did manage to view the latter two, along with Jay Leno and Elton John and Rickey Gervais and Clint Eastwood and Danica Patrick and Jillian Michaels and Flavor Flav...(yawn)...I was reminded of the old Peggy Lee song (to drop yet another name), "Is that all there is?"

Welcome to another edition of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

All I can say is, I wish when I worked as a copywriter at both New York and Charlotte ad agencies, I had the seemingly carte blanche expense account to suggest to my creative directors that, "Here's my concept -- all it needs to work is for you to get Betty White..."

This isn't just sour grapes on my part. (Well, maybe just a little...) The extravagance of some of these spots was cancelled out by the head-scratching query: "Okay...but what was the product? Who was the advertiser? Other than to entertain, what was the point? Especially if I can't even remember what they were trying to sell..."

Many of these spots were so intent on being over the top that, in my estimation, they ended up falling flat on their fiscally fatuous faces.

Where was the focus, I might additionally ask.

Most of us won't ever have the privilege or pleasure of promoting our businesses on television. But many of us might advertise in print, or on the web. Which can actually be tougher, less forgiving mediums because your audience is likely to rush through the pages to continue with their content reading.

Unless you’re doing a catalogue with umpteen items to sell, your best bet is to focus on one main service or product. Not that you shouldn’t mention that you have more than one commodity to offer (best rendered in a web site), but in the short space – not to mention time – in which your audience is flipping pages, on paper or online, your ad has to get at the crux of what you do. Simply. And quickly.

I attended a seminar once where an ad guru brought a couple of props to the podium. One was a small square platform with neat rows of sharp points sticking up. The other was a similar square platform, but with one sharp point sticking up (as in the old fashioned kind of retail receipts “holder”).

He took a single sheet of paper and tried impaling it first through the rows of points. Though it created minor little “impressions,” the sheet would not cut through; it remained on top of the sharp points. When he took the same sheet and forced it over the single sharp point, however, guess what happened?

The single, “focused message” broke through, while the “many-messaged” sheet -- or in the case of the Super Bowl spots, many layered visuals or with multiple celebrities -- hardly made a dent.

And now you get the...you-know-what.

So take that, John Stamos, Donald Trump and Deion Sanders.

Whatever it was you were selling.

See you again the first Tuesday of next month for another prime-time presentation of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips.



Joel Kweskin

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Resolute About Resolutions

Volume 10, Number 1.

A new year for us all, and the tenth year of my musings on the general subject of marketing communications and its many permutations.

Each January, it's been our tradition to offer up 12 resolutions -- one corresponding to each month -- for the New Year. For those of you who missed it last year, here we go again. For those of you who read it last year...here we go again.

Welcome to the Let's-Hope-The-Mayans-Are-Wrong Opus of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

Here are 12 initiatives you can apply to your marketing plan this new year.

In no particular order:

1. Guerilla Marketing: Think outside the box for ways to promote yourself. There are rules…and sometimes they're made to be broken.

2. Networking: Don't just focus on the standard business networking group. Look into joining associations, fraternal organizations, MeetUps, groups comprising fellow hobbyists, etc. That means getting more active in the social media milieu, as well, i.e. Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, et al.

3. Publicity: You're probably too close to see the forest for the trees. In other words, just because you may think you have nothing new to tell the world...doesn't mean you don't.

4. Volunteer Programs: Join an organization to help a favored cause. It's good networking, along with it being "good works."

5. Seminars: You think you know it all? Heck, maybe you do – at least as far as certain audiences are concerned, and the new business development opportunities they might provide for you.

6. Newsletters: Share your ideas, broaden your constituency by sending out industry-relevant information either as hard copy…or as an e-zine (such as what you’re presently reading).

7. Trade Shows: Go to them, be in them, network within them, write a program article for them, propose to give a seminar at them.

8. Event Marketing: Sponsor a cause, host an Open House; it’s good P.R. by “socializing” your business.

9. The Newspaper: Remember that old-fashioned medium? For business ideas, for client contact opportunities, for ways to promote yourself through Letters to the Editor...simply to stay topical...don’t just rely on the 11:00 PM news. Read the newspaper.

10. Greeting Cards: It doesn’t have to be Christmas to send them to clients, prospects, colleagues, friends. Stay top of mind year-round, with Valentine’s Day, July 4th, Arbor Day – whatever! – as your "excuse."

11. Postcards: Along with greeting cards, postcards are a fast, convenient, economical way to let people know about what's new with your business (think Realtors and Financial Advisor).

12. Re-tool Your Website: updated info, add new pictures, introduce a video, sponsor a contest.

Have a happy, healthy and prosperous 2012. Hope to catch you again the first Tuesday of next month with another perspective during our 10th Anniversary year.

(And if you want to buy me something, it should be in tin...)

Joel Kweskin

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Love-ing the Holidays

The holidays are a time for gift giving and good cheer.

And so I thought I'd use the auspices of this column to step away from its customary charge to educate and inspire on matters marketing -- how presumptuous of me to begin with -- and, while lacking in gifts for you, at least spread some of that good cheer.

Welcome to the Winter Solstice edition of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

Not wishing to come across as too treacly, I am still sufficiently bitten by the Holiday bug to where I'd like to put forth some thoughts on one particular kind of "gift."

This is lifted from a column that appeared in this space about five years ago. Enjoy:

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What does Love mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of four-to-eight-year-olds. The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy, age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl, age 5

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri, age 4

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby, age 7

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."
Nikka, age 6

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy, age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy, age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare, age 6

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann, age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
Karen, age 7

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica, age 8

Finally, author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia recalls a contest he was asked to judge, the purpose of which was to find "the most caring child."

The winner was a four year old whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

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On second thought, maybe there was a gift or two in there...

Happy Holidays, and a prosperous and healthy New Year to you and yours.

Joel Kweskin

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Drawn to Caricatures

  Allow me to indulge myself and present the case for marrying two passions of mine: marketing's creative side...and caricature art.


Welcome to another edition of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

(If you were not otherwise aware, Yes, I do caricatures. And I’ve been doing them professionally – apart from my copywriting, conceptual and marketing strategy work – for over three decades now.)

In recent weeks, my capabilities as a professional caricature artist have been engaged by three different clients, all of whom have sought caricature art as a unique, fun embellishment to enhance their messages to their respective marketplaces.

One is using caricatures, or in this case "straight" cartoons, to create a "Provide the Caption" addition to her national B-to-B blog; another client is using my cartoons to add visual emphasis to his sales training management seminar/workshop reminders; the third individual wants his business to stand out by incorporating his caricature visage to snail mail notes...and a self-published book cover.

Naturally, caricatures can be applied to other marketing avenues, such as ad specialty items -- on tee shirts, coffee mugs, and the like. Caricatures can enliven collateral marketing materials, ad campaigns, publicity packages, PowerPoint presentations and trade shows as well.

Social media anyone? I can count at least five individuals (that I know of) who have used my caricatures of themselves as their personal avatars on Facebook and LinkedIn.

Soon it will be holiday gift-giving time. You can do the fruitcake thing, the gift basket thing, the popcorn-in-a-tin thing or the gift certificate thing. Or you might want to consider giving a gift that is truly customized and personal...

Caricatures make a uniquely original and thoughtful gift for your clients or your favored customers...and certainly families and friends on the personal side. Caricatures of loyal (and long-standing) staff make great gifts as well, showing your appreciation for their dedicated service. Yours truly has done caricatures of individual staff members, framed and mounted on company walls. So it’s not only a unique, fun idea…it’s great for morale.

Another popular means by which to utilize caricatures -- and no less a marketing tool than a corporate brochure or flyer -- is a Holiday Greetings card...customized to feature the illustrated likenesses of company officers and selected staff, and sent out to clients with a seasonal message thanking them for their business. See art, above.

And to see samples of other art I've done -- business and personal -- please check out my caricatures website, http://www.jdkmarketing.biz/caricaturesbyjoel/

So...want to consider introducing a 500-year-old art form to 21st Century marketing sensibilities?

Give a thought to caricatures. And in the meantime, frame the first Tuesday of next month for another artful sampling of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips.


Joel Kweskin
 
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Make October YOUR Month!

October is Halloween month, right?

And then there's New Year January, the Ides of March, the Merry Month of May, The 4th of July, Thanksgiving November, Christmas December...

Well, if you're into promoting your business through PR tactics -- whether retail, service, B-to-B, B-to-C -- you might wish to re-think October. Or any month for that matter.

Welcome to the Season of the Witch edition of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

It's a very popular, and tried and true approach, to associate one's business with a particular month. This is perfectly fine. Along with usually being perfectly obvious.

How about stepping outside the box, and bringing a less-observed date into the marketing mix?

Not only do you show to your clients and prospects a broader base of cultural reference, but you get the opportunity to uniquely and memorably make your selected date...your own.

Did you realize October alone offers these unique marketing tie-in dates?

• Adopt-A-Shelter-Dog Month


• Animal Safety and Protection Month


• Augmentative and Alternative Communication Awareness Month


• Bake and Decorate Month


• Bat Appreciation Month


• Breast Cancer Awareness Month


• Car Care Month


• Celebrating the Bilingual Child Month


• Celiac Disease Awareness Month


• Children's Magazine Month


• Chili Month


• Chiropractic Month


• Church Library Month


• Co-op Awareness Month


• Crime Prevention Month


• Cyber Security Awareness Month


• Dental Hygiene Month


• Depression Education and Awareness Month


• Disability Employment Awareness Month


• Domestic Violence Awareness Month


• Down Syndrome Awareness Month


• Dyslexia Awareness Month


• Eat Better, Eat Together Month


• Emotional Intelligence Awareness Month


• Emotional Wellness Month


• Financial Planning Month


• German-American Heritage Month


• Global Diversity Awareness Month


• Go Hog Wild--Eat Country Ham Month


• Go on a Field Trip Month


• Halloween Safety Month


• Health Literacy Month


• Liver Awareness Month


• Long-Term Care Planning Month


• Medical Librarians Month


• Organize Your Medical Information Month


• Orthodontic Health Month


• Photographer Appreciation Month


• Physical Therapy Month


• Polish-American Heritage Month


• Popcorn Poppin' Month


• Positive Attitude Month


• Protect Your Hearing Month


• Raptor Month


• Reading Group Month


• Rett Syndrome Awareness Month

So go ahead, grab a date and make it your own. It's free!

What else is free? The first Tuesday of next month's installment of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips.

Joel Kweskin

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Information Overload

Are you suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous information overload?

I feel your pain. And I'm not nearly as hooked up to all the social media and communications outlets as I either could be or should be.

We're not even talking about getting around to performing the job we are charged with doing to assist our client...or even to market ourselves.

It doesn't help, either, that after we've first checked Facebook, Twitter or LinkedIn -- probably before breakfast -- for whatever "news" is being disseminated, we tend to stick around...just...a...little...longer to see what this buddy has to say about the game or what that girlfriend plans to wear to a party tonight.

Welcome to the September issue of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

CMSWire is an online magazine dedicated to all things content management; its audience comprises "CIOs, technologists, decision makers, vendors and analysts with a focus on information management practices, content, document and asset management technologies, web publishing, enterprise collaboration and a dash of social media."

Well, Chelsi Nakano, one of their writers, has a thing or two to say regarding that "dash:"

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Information overload is hazardous to your organization.

A recent webcast hosted by Dow Jones, a leader in news and business information, and BrightTalk, a venue for online events for professionals and their communities, aimed to help us effectively fight information overload.

Here’s what we learned about the perils of information overload:

• A minimum of 28 billion hours is lost each year to information overload in the United States.

• Reading and processing just 10 email messages can occupy over half of a worker’s day.

• It takes 5 minutes to get back on track after a 30-second interruption.

• 66% of knowledge workers feel that they don’t have enough time to complete their work.

• For every 100 people who are unnecessarily copied on an email, 8 hours are lost.

To keep from contributing to information overload, here a few helpful tips we gathered:

• Prioritize Your Workflow: Create thoughtful workflows that help workers make more intentional, mindful decisions about how they engage and collaborate.

• Practice Mindfulness: Whether it’s reading e-mail messages more carefully before they are sent or maintaining an accurate status on your instant messaging client, simple tasks can make a big difference.

• Advance Your Search: Use a variety of search engines and tools to help collect relevant and accurate content. Using advanced search options also makes us more mindful of how we search, which can save time.

• Pursue Fresh Perspectives: It seems counterintuitive, but engaging with others to discuss solutions for information overload can help. Fresh perspectives can offer advice.

Information will not go away anytime soon. Rather than being buried by it, we can stand up and decide to manage our time and information more effectively.

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So, boys and girls, what have we learned and what are we going to do the first Tuesday of next month? We shall disregard all our e-mail that day and read only the next installment of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips...

Joel Kweskin

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Video Saved the Marketing Star

Thirty years ago, virtually to the day, a British New wave rock group called The Buggles, became pioneers when what turned out to be their one-hit wonder -- "Video Killed the Radio Star" -- became the very first music video shown on MTV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ

But if video killed the radio star, it's positively life affirming to marketers these days.

Welcome to the August edition of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips from JDK Marketing Communications Management.

"Video" is from the Latin verb videre, which means "to see."

I have a client who demonstrably asserts that the video intro she has embedded in her e-mail signature and on her website has been a significant asset in promoting her business and her brand.

I have another client who enthusiastically utilizes this medium to showcase his brief talks and webinars.

Those of you already engaging in video activities (no, not the Tommie Lee or Rob Lowe variety..) needn't be reminded of this medium's far-reaching effectiveness.

To enjoy it passively as well, there is an online service that links you, free, to webinars and related broadcasts that can provide a treasure trove of information on all kinds of subjects.

BrightTALK, according to its website description, "provides online events for professionals and their communities. Every day thousands of thought leaders are actively sharing their insights, their ideas and their most up-to-date knowledge with professionals all over the globe through the online event technologies that BrightTALK has created.

"At BrightTALK, we believe that people learn the most when they hear directly from those who know the subject best. We also believe that this experience is enhanced through a dialog between speakers and the audience. Our online event tools offer a dynamic environment for everyone involved. It is the interactions we witness and the advancement of knowledge in our online communities that excites us the most.

"You can join BrightTALK’s vibrant exchange of ideas as either a viewer or a presenter. We offer viewers live, interactive access to businesses’ top thought leaders. You identify the topics most relevant to you by searching communities, channels, summits or individual webcasts and are introduced to new experts via their timely and relevant presentations. Your comments, your ideas, and your voice will not only influence how others think, but can shape future events available for your viewing and participation on BrightTALK. In addition, webcasts are available on-demand for future viewing and for sharing with your peers and colleagues. "

Since I subscribe, here's a recent e-mail I received:

Dear Joel

Last week on your subscribed channels:


Webcast: Jul 26 2011 1:00 pm Elevating Digital Measurement Beyond Last Click and Towards Return


Channel: Media and Marketing


Attend: http://www.brighttalk.com/webcast/43/30337
Webcast: Jul 27 2011 1:30 pm The New Way to B2B Marketing


Channel: Media and Marketing


Attend: http://www.brighttalk.com/webcast/43/31957


Webcast: Jul 28 2011 12:00 pm Lead Nurturing: Automating the Buyer's Journey


Channel: Media and Marketing

Attend: http://www.brighttalk.com/webcast/43/31309


Subscribe to additional channels that interest you:


http://www.brighttalk.com/mybrighttalk


Thank you.

Want to run your own online events? Click here to set up a free BrightTALK trial.

Cool, huh?

Join us again the first Tuesday of next month for a non-display resolution/aspect-ratio version of Not Your Usual Marketing Tips.

Joel Kweskin

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